Englisch:

Everything worked out
What a happy end!
Americans and Canadians are friends again.
So let's all join hands and knock oppression down!

Don't you know our little lives are now complete?

'Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet!

Super sweet!

Thank God we live in this quiet, little, pissant, redneck, podunk,
jerkwater, greenhorn, one-horse, mudhole, peckerwood, right-wing,
whistle-stop, hobnail, truck-driving, old-fashioned, hayseed,
inbred, unkempt, out-of-date, out-of-touch, white trash, KICKASS
Mountain town!